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On Tuesday of this week a large aircraft passed relatively low overhead and, looking up, I recognised it as a US B1 bomber. As I happened to be reasonably close to RAF Fairford at the time I assumed that it was currently operating out of there. Looking online it would seem that they arrived last week, 2 last Tuesday and a further 2 last Thursday.
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This one's been making the rounds lately..from Billings, Montana...
Some B1B bombers, stationed in Ellsworth AFB, South Dakota were operating around the Billings, Montana area. The story goes like this:
One bomber was doing practice approaches and touch and go’s. On one of the landings the pilot lands long and in attempting to stop, sets his brakes on fire. He taxis in, and the airport parks him on a taxiway and then puts cones around him until parts and mechanics can be brought in from Ellsworth AFB the next day....and provided an opportunity for an enterprising practical joker..
The next day is a Saturday, which doesn't have much going on, so we get to laughing in the tower that maybe somebody should hang a For Sale sign on the plane. We convince one of our guys who's well known for doing things like this that it would be a good idea.
So he takes off for the hardware store to buy a For Sale sign. On the way back he stops at a car dealer and gets one of those "As is/No Warranty" signs that hang in all used cars. On that sign was written something like low miles, new engines, needs brakes and tires. Those signs were taped together, and off goes our hero.
He climbs over the fence, leaving some skin on the barbed wire, and makes his way the 1000 feet or so to the aircraft. As he's doing that, we see a couple of airport vehicles starting to gather with the recently arrived mechanics as well as the plane's crew. Not looking good for our intrepid airplane salesman. He gets to the nose wheel and tapes the sign to the nose strut.
Then he starts to make his way back from the plane as the vehicles start to head out from the shop on the way to the bomber. Somehow he makes it without being seen.
The vehicles arrive at the plane, and of course notice the sign right away. The Air Force guys are in stitches, funniest thing they've seen in a long time. Airport guys are not sure what to think. Airport management is livid as they've been tasked with security.
Pretty soon a camera appears and all the Air Force guys are taking pictures of each other by the sign. Our hero is back in the tower now, and notices the bomber's commander is talking on a cell phone. Our guy gets on the radio to the airport truck and asks for that guy's phone number.
As soon as he finishes that call, our guy calls the aircraft commander on the phone. When he answers, our guy says "I'm calling about the plane you have for sale." Aircraft commander about falls over from the laughter.
It just so happened that the chief photographer for our local newspaper is a pilot and he may have been called prior to the sign being placed. He was told to get up here with a big lens.
An article showed on the front page of the Sunday paper. When that came out, the Colonel running Ellsworth called the airport director and read him the riot act, wondering what kind of dog and pony show he was running up there. We were later informed by the crew that the sign was framed and is now permanently mounted inside the aircraft.
Bob
Yep, going to be here for about 4 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying10uk
A hilarious story, Bob, thanks for sharing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Womack
That's a lark, would have been funny if someone put it on ebay under aircraft for sale don't think the add would not have been be up for very long but what a humorous thing. TFTS:lol: