"Biscuits"

Have not said much of our Siamese "The King of the House" of late but we were watching the idiot box the other night, he found our program totally boring slumped forward and fell asleep in this position for at least half an hour until my wife had to move, then all we got was an indignant look from him with the thoughts;
"Really, are you still watching that show how boring are you lot."

Poor thing, couldn't keep his little head up, he was so exhausted...

"I'd rather smell my arse, rather than smell anymore gun oil from my Dad"