Chuck!! - Man-O-Man did you just send my humor into "Rampant Mode" - I've got an Red Head'ed, Ex-Sister-in-Law that lives near Rifle, CO.
She loves "Flat-Tails" - Tatoo's and she's not "long in tooth". In fact she doesn't have any teeth!!
This post is likely to get me kicked off of the forum but I don't think it'll offend you, (hopefully).
PS - She doesn't mind "low pressure loads" either.
Ohhh...Lord help me!