Have respect ye heathens! Murphy was an Irishman and I'll not be listening to any slanderin' English drivel just before St. Paddy's Day.
And by th'way, did you hear about a certain cracker company not using the hollow tree elves anymore? It's true! Apparently they succumbed to samonella poisoning in the peanut butter. So this compay tried to use leprechauns but they were always drunk and fighting anybody who came along. So then the company tried using faeries but they insisted on moving the base of operation to Seattle or San Francisco. Sad, but true.
I wonder if Frodo is avaiable?
BEAR
