Scissors ! :eek:
Oh Peter, in this cotton-wool wrapped world, how can you even mention something so nasty and SHARP with a CUTTING edge :eek: :eek:
And those CRAYONS, they might be POISONOUS :move eek: with coloring material that does not come from enlightened equal opportunity sustainable fair-trade low carbon footprint sources. They might even contain artificial substances ...
The shock has put me right off my herbal tea! I shall have to go and lie down for a while ...