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HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

Dear Diary, packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late
Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I
can't wait!

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain
today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and
had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive..

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with
him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could
not be unfaithful to my boyfriend.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,
stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large
drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the
night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with
me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

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