I know that my eyes are getting bad but............

[Flying10uk]

While walking to work early this morning, at a time when I only ever see a handful of people on foot, I noticed another pedestrian, a man, approaching in the opposite direction and I was convinced that he was wearing a surgical mask. I thought to myself, Good-God, people have really gone nuts over the virus now, with hardly anyone about someone still thinks that he needs to wear a mask to protect himself. It was only when my fellow pedestrian was almost next to me that I realised that his "surgical mask" was actually his white Beard.

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[CINDERS]

[ozarkmac]

Yeah, times have changed. Before COVID-19, a person would cough to cover their fart, now we fart to cover our cough!

[usabaker]

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[Ovidio]

While walking to work early this morning, at a time when I only ever see a handful of people on foot, I noticed another pedestrian, a man, approaching in the opposite direction and I was convinced that he was wearing a surgical mask. I thought to myself, Good-God, people have really gone nuts over the virus now, with hardly anyone about someone still thinks that he needs to wear a mask to protect himself. It was only when my fellow pedestrian was almost next to me that I realised that his "surgical mask" was actually his white Beard.

I solved this problem by wearing glasses

[Flying10uk]

I solved this problem by wearing glasses

I'm still in denial.

[browningautorifle]

I solved this problem by wearing glasses

I have no choice.

[CINDERS]

Not there yet had a medical yesterday hhhhmmmm the chart seemed further away than I remember!

[muffett.2008]

Well I reckon I'm as blind as a bat, had an eye test for my drivers licence at age 72, "read the bottom line please" well had a look, bloody big print....so I said P R I N T E D I N C H I N A.....oh.. you mean the line above it? "YOU PASSED", she said.

[usabaker]

bloody big print....so I said P R I N T E D I N C H I N A.....oh.. you mean the line above it?

I'm using that, if you don't mind that is, at my next eye test