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Originally Posted by
Alan de Enfield
Next step. it'll be banning forks and then they'll only be spoons left to stab folks with.
Didn't Anthony Hopkins eat the brains of Ray Liotta with a spoon....and some fava beans and a nice chianti? Gotta get rid of spoons too.
People all over the world eat with their hands, on a dirt floor...a table leg could be a club...so are chairs...hello wwf...we can't have grown men (people I guess) dressing in tights beating one another with chairs! Why do we insist on having weapons be the central theme of every modern society meal?
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Yep all eating utensils are potentially dangerous, even chop sticks. Far safer to have one's sustenance intravenously.
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Originally Posted by
Flying10uk
Far safer to have one's sustenance intravenously.
would need needles for that.
In the interest of public safety, all eating really needs to be done rectally, and administered by certified government personnel. Under no circumstances should we use our mouths for anything (the purpose of wearing masks right...to resist the temptation)...look at what happened to poor Evander Holyfield!
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