Here's one for Bob, and all the joke loving public!

**tford(OFC)** · 06-07-2009 03:17 PM

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas
and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always
resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

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dogtag · 06-07-2009 03:49 PM

To mimic Lawrence Welk, "wunnerful, wunnerful"

**Bob Womack** · 06-07-2009 05:40 PM

Hi, guys!

Moved to the appropriate forum.

Bob

**0311Shooter** · 06-07-2009 05:50 PM

Wow, first time I have ever seen Tford posting in the Gun Talk forum.

Bob - The Beagle Master · 06-07-2009 09:46 PM

Who would have thought it Tom. We get moved to Gun Talk and a guy is on the Political Forum asking about serial numbers on guns. Maybe they just don't like us any more.

**Ken C.** · 06-07-2009 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bob - The Beagle Master

Who would have thought it Tom. We get moved to Gun Talk and a guy is on the Political Forum asking about serial numbers on guns. Maybe they just don't like us any more.

Nah, that aint it Bob. its just that we bring up such a great variety of things they scratch their heads wondering whats the best place to put some of them. Hint: Guntalk aint it, for some.

Altho Toms joke was funny!!

**Louis of PA** · 06-07-2009 10:27 PM

I was taught that it's OK to kiss a nun; just don't get in the habit.

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