From an AARP forum

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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

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[Badger]

Hey, I'm 62 so I can relate ...

Regards,
Badger

[Tired Retired]

Geez, that's what I got to look forward to????????????????????

[Bill Hollinger]

Doug, I'm 48 and can relate!

[gunner]

MMhhh, made a bad mistake. My basement is ready !!! Any advices what to do ?

Regards

Gunner

[stonewall56]

MMhhh, made a bad mistake. My basement is ready !!! Any advices what to do ?

Regards

Gunner

Get wood working tools and make furniture!

[gunner]

Get wood working tools and make furniture!

Hey what a good idea ! But, is it possible that your basement is also ready?

Regards

Gunner

[45 Caliber]

I have been trying out the small house out back but the Rottweiler snores and the smell at times is unbelivable. Is it too late to get back in her good graces?

[Badger]

I have been trying out the small house out back but the Rottweiler snores and the smell at times is unbelivable. Is it too late to get back in her good graces?

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Regards,
Badger

[Harlan (Deceased)]

I have been trying out the small house out back but the Rottweiler snores and the smell at times is unbelivable. Is it too late to get back in her good graces?

Is it too late to get back in her good graces?

Yes, it's probably too late -
(Rottweilers tend to hold a grudge!)