Dave, you need to write a book, tell all about your travels, the sights you saw, what you lived through.

I have read books about guys in VN and all they did is just tell their stories, from beginning to end. They used a lot of cuss words though.

You could make a mint.

But you do need a catchy title. Something like "The Trials and Tribulations of DaveHH." Or, "I Ate Inch Worms and Bugs and Lived to Tell About It".

If you need help, let me know.