Weird place for a Lee Enfield receiver

[No4Mk1(T)]

I think we should arm ourselves with a couple more of these little tanks, take two or three of them to the US, Canada and Australia, and when the Colonials and Antipodeans get restless, then we can sort them out!

I don’t think you’ll have much problem here in Canada. Most of us have become quite used to immigrants with quaint ideas. That is unless I spread the rumor you’re here to steel our beer, close Tim Horton’s and cancel the next hockey season.
Now as for the lads from my home land (I was born in the US) keep in mind what happen last time your lot came over for a visit. The saying “there is a gun behind every blade of grass” is more true now than ever. Not that we’ll need them…we’ll just let all of the soccer moms (foot ball to you) run your wee little tanks off the road with our large American SUV and pick-ups.