Our Congress at Work

[Capt Quahog]

Notice: Fearless Leader is Not a Clueless Leftist Clown . . .

Recently installed Fearless Leader held a press conference in prime time last night. His trademark double teleprompters were removed in favor of a jumbo screen TV monitor, out of camera view. Several of the Regime's recognized stooge underlings were seen scurrying around within the shadows busily typing into hand held Blackberry computer-phones. The timing of this peculiar activity was in direct correlation to each reporter's inquiry. Response to questions instantly appeared on the large TV monitor. It has been reported that several regime policy-wonk bootlickers have been severely punished for placing pointless nonsense words upon the huge TV screen for Fearless Leader to read. Be advised . . . Fearless Leader is not a clueless, stumbling leftist clown, as he has been made to appear.

. . . Hail Fearless Leader!



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[Dan Wilson]