Get Your Dogs Fixed

[Homer03]

Because-if the bitch nextdoor is in heat your old pointer may get a little distracted while whiffing the sill on the basement wall. And he might not see the sump pump well before he falls into it. And the joint on the plastic pipe may blow a few minutes later leaving you with a plumbing job while your trying to get it together to get to Perry. Life in America. (My old buddy is -of course- just fine)

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[Bob Womack]

I've heard me some excuses for being late before but this one is the best.

[JB White]

LOL....I'm glad I had the foresight to fix my Rott and my Shepherd.
Therefore I've never been late for a shoot!

Everyone should heed Homers advice.

[Harlan (Deceased)]

Homer, you should have kept that one to yourself...

Now everyone who's late this year will use that excuse!

[Bill Hollinger]

Bravo!

[jjroth]

Oops!

[tmark]

I knew it! This forum has gone to the dogs!!!!!!!

[albud3]

ROTFLM@O! Unfortunately, the old boy will still have the urge to mate with the young lady next door, just be shooting blanks!
Still a darn good excuse!

[Dave]

You have to have em 'fixed' before purburty (sp?) or whatever the word is for dogs.