Oops! Where do I park this thing?

[Seaspriter]

My imagination keeps wandering at the sight of this "tank".....

Back to Subic Bay in the Philippines in the Vietnam era, seeing this as a Jeepney with decorated wheels, pin-striping, art-deco designs, multiple running lights, and three internally illuminated full-figured, naked-goddess hood ornaments......

Or the perfect vehicle for the 1930s W.C. Fields movie about the loathsome selfish Road Hog. Imagine seeing this vehicle in your rear view mirror.......

Or General George Patton perched atop this, flaunting his ivory handled pistols, liberating small French and Italian villages as beautiful maidens throw flowers in his path and serve him champagne ........

Or an urban defense vehicle for high crime neighborhoods; you'd never be the victim of a drive-by shooting or the center of a gang-land attack......

Can you imagine if Al Capone or John Dillinger or Bonnie & Clyde had one of these. I can see Edward G. Robinson or Jimmy Cagney or Humphrey Bogart laughing as they heisted a bank.........

I can't imagine anyone wanting to break into your home with this monster in the driveway. Put a sign on it:
"If you think this is a monster,
it's mild-mannered compared to my Attack Dog!"