California Surgeons

[Ken C.]

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."



The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's A**. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.

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[John Sukey (Deceased)]

Now there are some people who will not believe that is a true story, and those are the same folks who think our president was born in this country.

[P. Greaney]

And none if it would have ever happened had she stayed home in Maryland

[smokey]

I want to know where she got the hair from.I know the other part was hers from the "git-go"! Nick