Help!

[Patrick Chadwick]

I need someone to distract him for a while, lately he's been giving me curry, I can't find anything, parts go missing and only reappear when I've replaced them, you name it, it's happening.

There are two ways of handling this:

1) go berserk looking for everything, meanwhile losing track of something else.
or
2) relax and worry about something else. As soon as you show that you don't care, the first part will turn up.

Some people claim that one could tidy up the workshop instead. Like many theoretical arguments, this betrays a serious loss of contact with reality!