I believe

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I would like to think if ever I was down on my luck of which "If it was raining soup I'd get a fork"? some one would help.
I have helped lots of people when they were in need, like one old couple fairly cacked themselves in fright when I pulled over and parked the 45 tonne Kato truck mounted crane I was driving on the highway and changed their flat tyre for them as no other sausage would stop for the poor old things.
If they are fakers and milking the system the wheel of life will take care of them 3 fold no worries about that seen it before real smart prawns doing ill of people and the jaws of life snap shut on them that's what I like to see.