Help, anyone live/work near Newbury, Berkshire?

[ssgross]

Next step. it'll be banning forks and then they'll only be spoons left to stab folks with.

Didn't Anthony Hopkins eat the brains of Ray Liotta with a spoon....and some fava beans and a nice chianti? Gotta get rid of spoons too.
People all over the world eat with their hands, on a dirt floor...a table leg could be a club...so are chairs...hello wwf...we can't have grown men (people I guess) dressing in tights beating one another with chairs! Why do we insist on having weapons be the central theme of every modern society meal?