Quote Originally Posted by Surpmil View Post
the classic for officials attending Russianicon banquets
If I was an "official" attending a Russian Banquet I wouldn't eat, drink or touch anything and would probably arrive wearing full NBC kit or Hazmat protection. I'd be frightened of having a "highly radioactive-Mickey-Finn" slipped into my drink or surfaces that I may touch having been sprayed with some sort of deadly chemical or nerve agent.