No, not married, but I did get a little of that dang green crud on my shorts and a little on the living room carpet. It's a speckled carpet anyway so no biggie.
RtL, I actually work in Puyallup so I hit the show every month when I can. I've also been going to the Centralia show and the Monroe show on occasion. I actually like the Centralia show, its smaller but more relaxed and easier to walk around than the Puyallup one. There is also that cool Veterans museum nearby in Chehalis which is worth a visit. Nice firearms collection from around the world, along with lots of memorabilia and the biggest US flag I've ever seen.
Mark