There is no allure to soccer.

It's a sport for those that enjoy standing around yelling and screaming and getting drunk for no reason.

Wait, that is the allure to most sports. Sorry, my bad.

Personally, I don't like watching it. I have no interest in supporting it but that goes with the majority of professional sports. I enjoy playing it, it is a "fun" sport to play just not one to watch. If forced to watch, I prefer the women's game to the men's. They seem to be more active in passing and strategy where the men seem to just want to do it all themselves and/or kick it the entire length of the field repeatedly back and forth.