You could always sprinkle a bit of fairy dust on the number 1, or squint really hard to look at the no1 to make it look like a no4, no wait! you could always start with a long tom and in a few years it will grow into a no4. Nah that aint gonna work, or you could weld a scope to the top of the rifle am i getting close yet.
Scoose me for being a sinic but i really dont think that what he is trying to acheive is plausable in the realms of reallity.
Or is he just trying to wind everyone up!
Regards
Fergs