where's Horton...

[whiterider]

Now dont be like that Ed.....we all need to be nice to each other.....You be nice to Danny and I'll be nice to Strangely Boring.....I promise.....

[Danhar1960]

No more funny pictures ?? The level of your smart comebacks is dropping fast. Another sure sign.
Just trying to get into the spirit of your version of American humour.

If we had a party, I'm sure we would all get nuked and laugh at all the funny things you post all the time. I know I would. I will take a guess and say Whiterider would too. (You seem to like dragging him into the conversation)

We need to get back on topic. Subject : Where's Horton ??
Are you with us Ed ?? Are you OK ??

Danny

[whiterider]

so......

will the real Edward 'Headspace' Horton please stand up....has he been kidnapped again by the North Vietnamese seeking vengeance for what he did in their aircraft repair shop.....

Or is his old gay companion Dr. Beer come back from the black forest and they've escaped together to the gay mardi gras in Sydney....

Come out Edward....we understand.....we wont ask if you dont tell.....

[Edward Horton]

so......

will the real Edward 'Headspace' Horton please stand up....has he been kidnapped again by the North Vietnamese seeking vengeance for what he did in their aircraft repair shop.....

Or is his old gay companion Dr. Beer come back from the black forest and they've escaped together to the gay mardi gras in Sydney....

Come out Edward....we understand.....we wont ask if you dont tell.....

I remember when the forums were a fun place to be and all the Australians loved me, now you and I need to find a forum for grumpy old men who think farting is funny and where people are stupid enough to pull our finger……….like Danny

I have to go now GunnerSam told me to throw out all my double base powders before it sweats and blows up my house, he said something about non-American foreign made powders are bad for Enfield barrels.

[Uncle Ray]

Girls, Girls...!! Cut out the bitchiness !!!
I've seen spats in my time, but this lot takes the cake - except perhaps for over at that other forum where the main stirrers seem to have fallen off the fence and surfaced here - and I'm not picking on anyone in particular !
How any of you guys can take up six pages of sniping is beyond my comprehension. what is it with you lot...???
Please let the rest of us enjoy the knowledge that you do have, rather than watch you denigrate each other.
A bit of light banter hurts no-one but please keep the cat-fights and slanging matches off this forum.

[Danhar1960]

That's what it's all about. You don't feel loved. I wouldn't think you'll get to much love by smooching up to Whiterider.
It's no wonder! The way you pay out on people for doing the very thing that you do best, and that is to use other peoples material.
It saddens me Ed that you need to stoop to things such as "stupid...... like Danny" But then again I guess it just what happens to anyone that dares to cross SUPER CORDITE MAN. If you need lovin', turn to your dog. It's probably the only thing on this planet that understands you and it will pant and agree with everything you say.
So Ed. Want to tell us from whom you pinched the cartoon from????
Still Ed Rule No.1 ???



Danny
Thank goodness the rain is easing.

[Danhar1960]

Must be all the dampness here.
Danny

[Edward Horton]

Uncle Ray is it OK if Danny pulls my finger?

[Uncle Ray]

Yes, Ed; as long as you are not "pulling his leg" in return.

Now, for the un-initiated, there are no misconceptions to be drawn, or sexual undertones to be misconscrued from the use of the phrase.."Pulling his leg"!
As far as I know, this is an Australian slang-word for joke; so don't you fellers go off on a tangent again regarding mis-appropriation of words !

[Edward Horton]

Uncle Ray

The term pulling ones leg originated in England it may have something to do with public hangings, apparently people used to pull on the legs of the condemned in order to speed up their asphyxiation.

So if you put a rope a Danny’s neck I’ll pull his leg.