The possum and shotgun

[A. F Medic]

Did you ever try to put out a unusable trash can for the garbage pick up? It just does not compute with some of them! Finally had to cut up the trash can and hid it in a bag.

[Dan Wilson]

I have several possums that frequently visit my backyard, cats will be sitting on the porch and wont even bat an eye when they wander by.

Only bitch is the holes they keep digging in my lawn

Dan

[limazulu]

Doesn't anyone have a .22?

A friend of mine lives in a small size city where his wife left the garage door open. Upon entering the garage he sees the possum on his workbench. He calls the police because technically you can't discharge your firearm in the city limits. A policeman shows up and says, "Oh yea that's a possum alright. What do you want me to do about it?" My friend says," I want you to shoot it. I was going to shoot him with my .22 but" The officer interrupts, "You have a gun? Can I see it?" He shows him his .22 S&W 41 Target pistol. The officer says, "That's a nice looking gun. You go ahead and shoot it because if I discharge my firearm I'll have to fill out all kinds of paperwork."

He shoots it 3 or 4 times and puts it by the curb for trash pick-up. End of story.

[talucah]

As Uncle Dave would say "I don't reckon that will happen again in months and months and months".
Bob

[Ken C.]

Did you ever try to put out a unusable trash can for the garbage pick up? It just does not compute with some of them! Finally had to cut up the trash can and hid it in a bag.

I can relate to that one. Rocket scientists they aint. I have cut up more than one unusable can that they have refused to take, along with other odds and ends that they see fit to leave. If you have things like old tires etc you have to make an appointment. Small wonder that you see things like tires, stoves, refrigerators, etc. dumped whereever the litterbugs can find a convenient spot.

[Homer03]

Ken C. If you want to call people names get a dictionary. Its prepuce not prepus. Geezus you must have a black belt in *******.

[Ken C.]

Homer, apparently it was close enough for you to get the message, and incidentally, its Jesus, not Geezus.