Came back off exercise back of Bourke in the eighties, Depot had been taken over for a trade fair.
After a bit of time in the boozer I managed to con my self and a mate into a Spa Bath that was being demonstrated.
Turned the water red with the dust coming out of our skin........and being a bit on the merry side we were very reticent to get out at the operators insistance.
I bet he had difficulty explaining that one away.