Sunday

[Ovidio]

I have heard a nice joke.
A guy is speeding on the motorway on his Ducati Panigale. He's going 220 km/h and suddenly sees the blue flashing lights of a Police car.
So he just gives power and accelerates to 250. Police still chasing. 280, Police is there. 320...the Police does not quit... so, he decides to give in and stops.
The policemen walk to him and asks him for the driving license, the insurance and starts looking at the documents. A few seconds later he tells the guy: "Listen son, it's late, I have 20 minutes before ending my shift and I really don't want to go home with a heavy heart after taking your license. Find an excuse I never heard before, and you're free to go".
The guy looks him in the eyes, very surprised, hesitates for a second and then says: "Last week my wife left me for a guy of the Highway Police, just like you".
"So what", asks the policeman.
Well, I was scared that it was him trying to bring her back to me."
"Take your documents, son, and ride safely."