Rejection Rates for Military Service

[Sapper740]

I was in the butts once scoring for a female recruit when the warrant officer came up to me and asked how she was doing. "She can't hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun" came my reply. The warrant then took out a pencil and punched a bunch of holes in the target and told me to score the target. "Even the pencil holes?" I asked. "What pencil holes!?!?" came his stern reply.