How to get into the prone pasition

[John Kepler]

Youse guys got it ALL wrong! Getting down is easy, hell, it's just "falling with style"! No, it's getting up after the string that's the trick! When I get up these days, it's like someone making a pan of "Jiffy-Pop" what with all the cracking and popping of abused joints...all of which happens concurrent with all the serotonin and endorphins "The Zone" created washing out of the brain....Torquemada couldn't inflict that much pain!