Nice one Tanky........... I remember the shooting team who preferred bullshi....... er........ spit and polish above practicality. They had lovely polyurethane varnished woodwork on their L1A1 rifles and practiced until they were pretty good. In fact one of them mentioned that they were poised to sweep the board of prizes. That is until the day of the big Army competitions at grizzly Bisley. Sadly, it started to drizzle and then rain and these clowns found that after the run-downs, they couldn't hold the gleaming, thick with varnish rifle pistol grips and hanguards. There were bullets going everywhere and they, sadly, came 3rd from last! The OC called in the Training Major for a what Officers call 'an explanation, with the door closed - without coffee............' if you know what that means (yes, I had a few, followed by 'extras............')!
Big chuckles all round and the sad event wasn't even given a mention in the annual Regimental journal. Yep, oil your woodwork and polish your bootsInformation
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