Former President Donald J. Trump is one of the keynote speakers at the NRA convention in Dallas today along with the country's best Governor, Greg Abbott. It's first-come, first-served for seating so I'll be getting in line early so as to hopefully not miss out. I can only imagine what he's got to say but whatever it is it'll be entertaining. We're taking a lifted 4X4 in case there are some pro-Palestinian speed bumps along the way. News at 11:00!