BBC - Australia may limit Vegemite sales amid 'alcohol abuse'

[Colonel Enfield]

You know what I'd like to know. Who was the very first knuckle dragger that picked up an oyster cracked it open an said to himself, I think I'll stick this in my mouth. It had to be on a bet???

Probably a good mate of the first person to look at a cow's udder and think "I wonder...?"