Want a surplus HUMVEE?

[Paul S.]

Pulled from HUMVEE.net
The Hummer's width gives it inherent stability and makes it possible to be high-clearance and have a relatively low center of gravity at the same time. While it can be an occasional limitation, the Hummer can traverse a lot of terrain that a narrower vehicle cannot. It takes off-roading to a new level. You'll soon forget about that favorite Jeep trail (a Hummer will take the challenge out of it) and start thinking about driving places you'd never have thought about driving before.

I have to say, that sounds like a bucket full of P.R. department waffle to me.