Hmmm, let's see.... buy it now for $110.... bail from federal lock-up (15% of the amount set $500K) is $75,000.... lawyers at $350 an hour will come to $50,000... Subtract the equity in the house..... add 10 years of free room and board... oh, flowers for your cellmate on his birthday.... let's see... write the 5 and carry the 1.... about $250,000 (plus shipping)... I think I will pass on that bid....