Anyone left behind...................

[Edward Horton]

Son I have a technical question about your photos, the odd and strangely pale distorted faces in your photos, were they caused by any of the following:

A. Drinking Fosters Beer and eating vegemite.

B. Overexposure to cordite powder and the corresponding facial erosion.

C. You actually think you can hide from Gunboard members who have seen the untouched original photos.

D. The plastic surgery and botox injections didn’t work

E. All of the above.

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[Son]

Son I have a technical question about your photos, the odd and strangely pale distorted faces in your photos, were they caused by any of the following:

A. Drinking Fosters Beer and eating vegemite.

B. Overexposure to cordite powder and the corresponding facial erosion.

C. You actually think you can hide from Gunboard members who have seen the untouched original photos.

D. The plastic surgery and botox injections didn’t work

E. All of the above.

In answer to your enquiry,
A. had nothing to do with it- I don't drink (probably because I don't look in the mirror) Vegemite was never conclusively proven to cause birth defects, and because Fosters Beer was only ever tested on Americans, we are still waiting on the resultant generation to grow up before anyone here actually tastes it.

B. Hmmm, a possibility.....

C. True, but not everyone remembers everything they ever read here on the internet....

D. The quote from the first plastic surgeon was over a hundred grand.... Then we found a bloke pioneering a new technique- using the plastic lid off an icecream bucket, a black marking pen and superglue. I'm bound by contract not to divulge anything more (it is an experimental procedure, and very secret) Total cost was $11.48 and I feel the results speak for themselves.

[Bindi2]

Son you can wear any sort of mask you like if you take me on that sort of sortie to the back rooms. Promise to carry a towel. Those S & Ls still have the WOW factor. PL said about the BRENS. Will even wear white cotton gloves.