When it really happens: SHTF...

[mrclark303]

Well Gil, I've got it all worked out, I'm going to become a transgender, so tick in the box for minority and one step forward.

Join St John's Ambulance, (as long as they let me wear my favourite frock and high heels and carry a matching handbag) so emergency services and that's another tick and step forward.

Unfortunately, the downside is I have to sacrifice my, er ...'tick' ... for my plan to work, so perhaps I'll just stay at the back of the queue for the vaccine after all!