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[Edward Horton]

Australians are now being limited to 24 beers per day at sporting events.

Would anyone like to challenge the Ozmanics to a sporting event postal shoot?
(after they drink the 24 beers)

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[bradtx]

Just the edge I'd need, Ed.

Brad

[Lithy]

After consuming my daily ration I find the middle Lithgow works best for me

[Son]

Australians are now being limited to 24 beers per day at sporting events.

Would anyone like to challenge the Ozmanics to a sporting event postal shoot?
(after they drink the 24 beers)

I find this to be very cruel towards the average aussie sports fan! Let's look at a few facts.....

1) Winter sports, eg the various football codes, usually have a game time length of about ninety minutes. Take in introductions, half time break and presentation and you are looking at perhaps two hours. Now bear in mind that these are winter sports, and the average punter would drink less/ slower in the colder months.
2) Summer sports, eg cricket, regardless of if it's a one day game or a test match and you would be looking at over six hours in the scorching aussie summer sun.

Working on 24 beers for the timeframe, thats five minutes per drink at the football in winter (acceptable) but in summer at the cricket it blows out to a whopping fifteen minutes between re-charges. I think the international human rights commission ought to be informed about this!

[gunner]

Hi Ed,

That gives me a great idea. Aussis( dont wanna offend anybody) and Bavarians (here called "Seppel´s") are very similar in their drinking habits, so lets make a "Nations-Cup" ! The rules are easy, at first drinking of the small dose of 24 beers and then shoot on 100yards. After that the most important point: drink beer like adults do ! We should start asap , because we`ve been in our training camp at the "Oktoberfest" and we should use the advantage.
Son, we would help you at that point with the human rights ! Free beer for free men!!!

Regards

Gunner