+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 29

Thread: Oops! Where do I park this thing?

Click here to increase the font size Click here to reduce the font size
  1. #1
    Moderator
    (M1 Garand/M14/M1A Rifles)
    Bob Womack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Last On
    Yesterday @ 02:23 PM
    Location
    Somewhere Between Clever and Stupid
    Posts
    2,717
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    03:29 AM

    Oops! Where do I park this thing?

    Well, I didn't think I'd actually win it. NOW WHAT?



    Bob

    "It is said, 'Go not to the elves for counsel for they will say both no and yes.' "

    Frodo Baggins to Gildor Inglorion, The Fellowship of the Ring

  2. The Following 10 Members Say Thank You to Bob Womack For This Useful Post:


  3. # ADS
    Friends and Sponsors
    Join Date
    October 2006
    Location
    Milsurps.Com
    Posts
    All Threads
     

  4. #2
    Really Senior Member henry r's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Last On
    01-13-2020 @ 04:31 AM
    Location
    northern tablelands nsw Australia
    Posts
    633
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    07:29 PM
    Real Name
    henry.
    whenever i win something i didn't think i would, my wife verbally skins me... so i showed her this post...

    and her response...


    "you know, if you actually came home with a tank i'd be kind of impressed"

    anyone got a tank i can borrow to test this out.

  5. Avoid Ads - Become a Contributing Member - Click HERE
  6. #3
    Really Senior Member Bruce_in_Oz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last On
    02-19-2020 @ 10:22 PM
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    1,862
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    03:29 AM
    Repaint it in "Suburban Cam" and hope she doesn't spot it?

    Never mind the parking; it takes up about the same footprint as a '59 Cadillac, and has a MUCH tighter turning circle. You should be worrying about the fuel bill.

    In some parts, these are apparently "road legal". The rubber "pads" on the tracks are fairly gentle on the road, if expensive to replace, and if kept in tune, this beast will EASILY keep up with traffic almost anywhere except "open" freeways and autobahns. And better than almost ANYTHING off-road.

    Also brings a whole new meaning to "right-of-way".

    Excellent "shopping cart" for opening-day at the big sales; could be a bit interesting in the supermarket car-parks, though.

    I recall seeing something about a bright yellow one running around in Britainicon.

    Is the bottle of "bubbly" for celebration or commiseration?

  7. #4
    Really Senior Member HOOKED ON HISTORY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Last On
    Yesterday @ 01:41 PM
    Location
    MS/USA
    Posts
    3,417
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    02:29 AM
    I think the answer to your question is quite obvious.
    ANY PLACE YOU WANT TO

  8. The Following 4 Members Say Thank You to HOOKED ON HISTORY For This Useful Post:


  9. #5
    Really Senior Member Seaspriter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Last On
    09-23-2019 @ 03:42 PM
    Location
    Naples, Florida USA
    Posts
    718
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    04:29 AM
    Real Name
    R. Porter Lynch
    My imagination keeps wandering at the sight of this "tank".....

    Back to Subic Bay in the Philippines in the Vietnam era, seeing this as a Jeepney with decorated wheels, pin-striping, art-deco designs, multiple running lights, and three internally illuminated full-figured, naked-goddess hood ornaments......

    Or the perfect vehicle for the 1930s W.C. Fields movie about the loathsome selfish Road Hog. Imagine seeing this vehicle in your rear view mirror.......

    Or General George Patton perched atop this, flaunting his ivory handled pistols, liberating small Frenchicon and Italianicon villages as beautiful maidens throw flowers in his path and serve him champagne ........

    Or an urban defense vehicle for high crime neighborhoods; you'd never be the victim of a drive-by shooting or the center of a gang-land attack......

    Can you imagine if Al Capone or John Dillinger or Bonnie & Clyde had one of these. I can see Edward G. Robinson or Jimmy Cagney or Humphrey Bogart laughing as they heisted a bank.........

    I can't imagine anyone wanting to break into your home with this monster in the driveway. Put a sign on it:
    "If you think this is a monster,
    it's mild-mannered compared to my Attack Dog!"
    Last edited by Seaspriter; 10-17-2015 at 09:10 PM.

  10. #6
    Advisory Panel browningautorifle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Last On
    Yesterday @ 02:49 PM
    Location
    Victoria BC
    Posts
    22,937
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    12:29 AM
    Is that not a Scorpion recce tank?

    And after reading on in the link, yes, it is.
    Regards, Jim

  11. #7
    Contributing Member CINDERS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Last On
    Today @ 12:41 AM
    Location
    Southern Corner Western Australia
    Posts
    5,881
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    04:29 PM
    Real Name
    CINDERS
    Things I see is a great resto project, a drip tray for the oil on the drive way and some headache tablets after the bottle of shampers good for you Bob now you really have got lots and lots to do, the guys at the gun club will be impressed when you rock up and take out the targets with a single round!

  12. #8
    Moderator
    (M1 Garand/M14/M1A Rifles)
    Bob Womack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Last On
    Yesterday @ 02:23 PM
    Location
    Somewhere Between Clever and Stupid
    Posts
    2,717
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    03:29 AM
    Thread Starter
    For clarification, I'm not the one who won the tank; I just thought it would be a fun article for this bunch.

    Bob
    "It is said, 'Go not to the elves for counsel for they will say both no and yes.' "

    Frodo Baggins to Gildor Inglorion, The Fellowship of the Ring

  13. #9
    Contributing Member CINDERS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Last On
    Today @ 12:41 AM
    Location
    Southern Corner Western Australia
    Posts
    5,881
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    04:29 PM
    Real Name
    CINDERS
    Well the person who did win it will be having fun..................no more peak hour traffic jams thats furr sure

  14. #10
    Advisory Panel
    Peter Laidler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Last On
    11-26-2019 @ 10:07 AM
    Location
    Abingdon, Oxfordshire. The home of MG Cars
    Posts
    16,240
    Local Date
    02-21-2020
    Local Time
    10:29 AM
    The Scimitar was going to be all things to all men and replace, well......., pretty well everything apparently. But it seems to have got lost in the translation somewhere according to those tankies in the know! As a light tank it was good. Good that is, if you need a light tank. But light tanks are not quite the thing in Europe where the other side have heavier tanks......... As a reccy vehicle it was quite versatile but versatile isn't the same as nimble so it needed to roam or hunt in threes or fours.

    Because so many were ordered it was decided to use the boat (the hull part) for other things. An ambulance, signals station, Armoured HQ, forward Obs point, mobile operating theatre, fishing cabin, canteen - just joking at the last two, but you get the idea. The trouble was that those things were already in being and roomier in the plentiful and already in service 432 which could do all that the Scimitar could barely do - and it could carry a section of fully armed troops.

    The irony is that the little Ferret - a true reccy vehicle was only withdrawn a couple of years before the vehicle that was scheduled to replace it....... The Scimitar!

    That said, it had spectacular sales to those parts of the world who wanted what it really was. A light tank! It was also very difficult to recover I'm told. And like all track laying vehicles, sand and track-pins (the track axis pins) are arch enemies

  15. The Following 2 Members Say Thank You to Peter Laidler For This Useful Post:


+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Off topic but something happened at the gun range oops....
    By CINDERS in forum The Watering Hole OT (Off Topic) Forum
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 03-19-2014, 12:28 PM
  2. Park or park not? how, should, or why you take that finish off??
    By HILLBILLY-06 in forum The Restorer's Corner
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 09-06-2012, 11:03 AM
  3. OOPs I did it again!
    By fn111557 in forum M1/M2 Carbine
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 05-28-2011, 06:41 PM
  4. OOPS! Now What???
    By pcaru1 in forum M1 Garand/M14/M1A Rifles
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-11-2011, 10:49 AM
  5. Oops, Sorry about that Lefty.
    By USSR in forum M1/M2 Carbine
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 09-21-2009, 02:33 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts