Anyone left behind...................

[Edward Horton]

Son I have a technical question about your photos, the odd and strangely pale distorted faces in your photos, were they caused by any of the following:

A. Drinking Fosters Beer and eating vegemite.

B. Overexposure to cordite powder and the corresponding facial erosion.

C. You actually think you can hide from Gunboard members who have seen the untouched original photos.

D. The plastic surgery and botox injections didn’t work

E. All of the above.