You guys want a real laugh, google his handle and you'll find he's got tens of thousands of posts on dozens of forums from musical instruments to wood carving. photography lots of firearms forums... you might even find where he has been banned from two, and that he only had a licence and a Lee Enfield ten minutes before he became god of the FES
If you wiki "armchair expert", you'll probably find his pic
You will also find that his father was Jesus... TRUE! He was... which would make God his grandfather!