It's worth pointing out here that I'm really to blame for my funds being held.
1. I violated their rules.
2. I left money in my account.
I'm not going to starve or anything but I have $1k in there that I'd rather not wait 6 months to get. I kept it in there for convenience, really. Shipping came straight out of it, eBay fees, the rare return.
Not worth it, folks.
Learn from me!
1. Follow the rules.
2. Don't leave money in your account.